Want some 4P merch? There isn't any. But there could be. On a scale of 1-4, how much do you need Four Pipes merchandise in your life? 1 2 3 4 Sort these Four Pipes merch options from "can't-live-without" (top) to "that'd be lame AF but I'd still buy it since it's Four Pipes" (bottom)Four Pipes Commemorative Dinner PlatesFour Pipes Special Edition Bible, autographed by JesusFour Pipes Crack Pipes (set of four)Four Pipes Collectors Stamp (postage valid only in the DRC)Full Scale inflatable Four Pipes bouncy "castle" that can be rented for parties.Pewter Four Pipes keepsake keychainAn actual rusty shard of one of the four pipes (great for stocking stuffers)Want to be alerted as soon as Four Pipes merch is available? Fuck Yes. Email(Required)